Nothing to Do with Pineapples




Nerdery. Fandoms. Books. Pretty things. Occasional food.

Enjoy. :)


Read the Printed Word!

mossomness:

"GIANT DORKS THAT SAVE THE WORLD"

(Source: lisathevampireslayer)


Former Hufflepuff House Mottos (Oldest to Newest):

gunpowderandspark:

  • The Loyal, The True, The Virtuous
  • Truest Hearts
  • Integrity & Valor
  • Quiet Dignity
  • Underappreciated and Overly Kind
  • Also a legitimate option, we assure you
  • Gryffindors that aren’t dicks about it
  • Ice Cream Parties are free if you invite a friend
  • Yo fuck Slytherin
  • Fewest Dark Wizards
  • Fewest Dark Wizards (but not in a racist way)
  • Fewest Evil Wizards
  • We’re not going to lock you out of your own bedroom during a disaster just because you can’t solve some half-assed riddle
  • [This Space For Rent]
  • Hufflepuff: Brought to you by Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans
  • Hufflepuff: Brought to you by Sister Sinestra’s Scintillating Strippers
  • [Motto Pending]
  • Hufflepuff: Like three people are going to see this
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, like you're so special
  • Hufflefuckit
  • Hufflepuff: Closest to the Snacks
  • Hufflepuff: Home of The Nastyass Honey Badger
  • Hufflepuff: Free Wi-Fi

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 


I love this so much.

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

I love this so much.


(Source: photosetavenue)


The Associated Press saw their chance and took it.

The Associated Press saw their chance and took it.


donechesters:

sorry I didn’t know I needed the TARDIS to access my chemistry homework

donechesters:

sorry I didn’t know I needed the TARDIS to access my chemistry homework


buzzfeed:

Guys, Robert Downey Jr. posted this on Facebook and we literally can’t even.

buzzfeed:

Guys, Robert Downey Jr. posted this on Facebook and we literally can’t even.


peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


Necklaces by RubyRobinBoutique.

(Source: whimsy-cat)


Legally Blonde (2001)

(Source: wadeswilson)